Movember ees all about the health of our male amigos and raiseeng moola for the awareness of cancers that affect men. Eef ju are takeeng part in Movember by sprouting a mustachio, ju need to make sure ju look after eet so that ju don’ jus look like a leetle boy weeth a fuzzy leep.
Wee been groweeng hair on our faces for a long time amigos, so we gonna help ju out.
Step 1:
When ju wake up een the morning, add a little tequila to jor java, that stuff don’ put hair on jor chest, eet puts hair on jor leep! Look at our chicas eef ju don’ believe me.
Step 2:
Make sure ju are weareeng jor sombrero when ju leave the house. Mustachios grow best in morneeng and late afternoon sun, so keep cool.
Step 3:
At the end of jor day, make sure that ju have an ice cold Amigos waiting for ju. The hair foleecals get lazy as the day goes on, ju need to wake them up by spreenkleeng a beet of Amigos on them.
Step 4:
Repeat step 3 unteel ju look een the mirror and see that guy weeth the awesome Mo stareeng back at ju.
That’s what wee do anyway.
And remember to come show jor Mo off at the Cape Town Fest of Beer and ju could ween!